A Fitting Intro for My Cat

I have a beautiful calico cat named Fiona. Hers is an interesting(ish) tale. We used to feed her about eight times what she should get, so she was overweight. She is now on a diet and has lost said weight. But she still loves to eat; it's her favorite pasttime (also lounging around the house on what I suppose she presumes are her chairs). She is currently sitting in her usual spot behind the computer (This keeps her warm). It is her dinnertime now, and I am awaiting the onslaught of meows. This is why we feed her--she shuts up afterwards. Well, and we love her. But that is why we feed her on time. Fiona seems quite content. She's even stretching. Now she's kneading my face with her paws. And--there's the meowing. I am being beseeched, what with all the patting and whimpering and such. But that is her way (she also enjoys doing birdcalls at the feathered ones out the window). Fiona chose to sleep in a shoebox with her special blanket which she used to routinely attempt to milk (Caution: this may induce 'aww'ing). I'm not particularly sure what to think about Fiona, other than 'aww, she's so cute!'. I once heard that cats had a sixth sense; they sensed who was uncomfortable with them, then sat in their laps. I wonder...