Message in a...Puppy?

a puppy picture is a great way to communicate. The adorableness of the puppy prevents any anger from being cast upon you. For example:

If you want to be comforted:

If you want to make it clear your girlfriend is off limits to others:

If you want to exert influence over someone:

If you want to make it clear you have a learning disability:

Finally, if you want to make it clear you are the absolute center of attention at all times:

Do you see? Puppy messages are the best messages.