I have been lagging on my Saturday Quotes so I thought I would catch up:
Math Teacher: "What do police mean when they say 'perp'?"
Class: "Perpendicular!"
Math Teacher: "POLICE."
"I was playing the flugle horn."
"...You have to play it to be worthy of the cheesehead*."
"There's a baby picture of a caveman and they think it's you."
"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then if you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"Because in France if you don't have time to go to a restaurant you might as well die."
"We are misnamed addition aardvark buddies."
"My grandmother invented the spork."
"How do you speak Spanish in Latin?"
"I put Spanish exclamations on my math homework."
"His nose is in his face!"
Feel free to submit some of your own in the comments.
*this is a Greenbay Packer reference
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